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Sunday 23 January 2011

Black Swan


This adaptation of Tchaikovskys Swan Lake moves away from the possible fairytale element of the story - Perhaps about a struggling Ballerina who finally makes her big break through Swan Lake, throw in some guy trouble and a bump in the road ultimately ending in her overall success and we've got ourselves a classic tale. The good thing about Aronofsky version is that he decides to focus on portraying the dark and cut throat side of the otherwise sweet and innocent personification of the ballet industry.

Natalie Portman stars as Nina Sayers, a twenty something goody goody ballerina, who according to the show director, Thomas (Vincent Cassel) just isn't strong enough to play the lead. Despite his early comment about her lack of capability in playing both The Swan Queen and the Black Swan, he picks her. Much to her competitors disgust.

This is where things take a turn for the super creepy and uber unexplainable. Now being cast as the lead, Nina is the centrepiece piece of the production and the importance of her role makes her question a lot of things in her life. There's a lot of things wrong with how she lives her life to me but lets focus on the key points, namely how her mother (Barbara Hershey) keeps her under her thumb, almost to the point of obsession.
With Nina now purchased and inserted her new back bone, its the perfect time for the appearance of Mila Kunis - enter stage left - as Lily the american transfer student that makes life for Nina a little bit like what you'd imagine Tim Burtons version of Wonderland to be. 

All that's left to say is that this film has a few shots that make your toes curl, some that make you want to hide behind your hands in embarrassment and others that have you shouting at the screen in frustration. Like every good psychological thiller your left thinking what the duck just happened.


Wednesday 12 January 2011

Movie Categories for 2010

If that list was far to long for you.

1. Best Movie
The Departed

2.Funniest Movie
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

3. Most Bizarre
Burn After Reading & Being John Malkovich

4. Mind Blowing
Fight Club & Kill Bill

5. Cheesiest
Fame

6. Predictable
He's Just Not That Into You

7. Biggest Let down
The Bucket List

8. Unexpectedly Awesome
12 Angry Men & Domino

9. Couldn't Even Finish
It's A Wonderful Life

10.Waste of Time
Fast and Furious; Tokio Drift

Tuesday 11 January 2011

Movies watched in 2010

There should be about 200, and i apologise if i happen to have repeated any. So yeah peruse and just comment if you wanna mini review and my un/bias rating out of 5.


The Spirit 
21 
Coyote Ugly 
The Duchess
The Game 
The Jane Austen Book Club 
Another Cinderella Story 
The Breakfast Club 
Elizabethtown 
Hitch
88minutes 
Get Smart 
Se7evn 
Crossroads 
8Mile 
One Missed Call 
The Princess and the Frog 
Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief 
Footloose 
Push 
Confessions of a Shopaholic 
Definatley Maybe 
Burn After Reading 
Gladiator 
Sleepy Hollow 
Mystic Pizza 
Fools Rush In 
Becoming Jane 
Barbie and the three musketeers 
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 
The Hunchback Of Nortre Dame 
Juno 
Franklyn
Premonition 
Underworld: Rise of the Lycra 
The Young Victoria 
TheMatrix 
Watchmen 
It's A Wonderful Life 
In Her Shoes 
Bee Movie 
The Matrix Reloaded 
The Matrix Revolutions 
Pride and Prejudice (2005) 
Kill Bill Volume 1 
Robocop 
Nick and Nora'sInfinte Playlist 
West Side Story 
Pretty Woman 
12 Angry Men 
Pride and Prejudice (2003) 
Italian Job 
Pride and Prejudice (1995) 
Hotel for Dogs 
What a Girl Wants 
The Perfect Catch 
The Shining 
The Holiday 
The Phantom Of The Opera 
New York New York 
Runaway Bride 
The Legend Of Zorro 
Domino
Bring It On Fight To The Finish 
He's Just Not That In To You 
The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen 
The Hannah Montana Movie 
Race To Witch Mountain 
Hellboy 
Hellboy 2 
Secret Window 
Troy 
RocknRolla 
Notting Hill 
Election 
Drag Me To Hell 
Your So Cupid 
Dragonvall Revolution 
Starstruck 
Kill Bill Volume 2 
300 
Alfie 
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past 
17 Again 
Coraline 
12 Rounds 
The Bucket List 
Sex and the City 
Barbie and the Mermaid Tale 
Billy Eliot 
The Back Up Plan 
Shaun Of The Dead 
Public Enemies 
Yes Man 
The Usual Suspects 
The Women 
Monsters Vs Aliens 
Sence and Sensibility 
Perfect Stranger 
Sunshine Cleaning 
Once Upon a Time In Mexico 
The Favor 
The Butterfly Effect 3 
Paper Heart 
She's all That 
Pathology 
Back To The Future 
Back To The Future 2 
Back To The Future 3 
Tormented 
Dead Happy 
Man in the Iron Mask 
She's All That 
Land of The Lost 
Fired Up! 
Mansfield Park 
Persuasion 
Star Trek 
Snakes On A Plane 
Four Weddings and a Funeral 
The Road To El Dorado 
Indiana Jones and the Raiders Of The Lost Ark 
Space Chimps 
Batman and Robin 
Batman Forever 
Catwoman
Eragon 
Oliver Twist 
Xmen Origins: Wolverine 
Gangs Of New York 
Inglouriuos Bastards 
Oliver! 
Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom 
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 
Catch Me If You Can 
Fight Club 
Cool World 
Thelma and Louise 
Harriet the Spy: Blog Wars 
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers 
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 
Being John Malkovich 
Bride and Prejudice 
The Legend Of The Secret Pass 
The Three Musketeers 
Inception 
The Rocky Horro Picture Show 
Year One 
The Untouchables 
The Mexican 
The Proposal 
Gamer 
Shorts 
Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the Crystal Skull 
My Best Friends Wedding 
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen 
Adventureland 
Team America: World Police 
Jersy Girl 
The Departed 
Fame 
Lower Learning 
The Fast and The Furious 
The Fast and Furious 
The Pursuit of Happyness 
Merlin 
2Fast 2Furious 
Bridget Jones's Diary 
Bridget Jones; The Edge of Reason 
Riding in Cars with Boys 
Hostage 
Scary Movie 
Heartbreakers 
(500) Days of Summer 
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 
King Arthur 
RED 
Jennifer's Body 
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1) 
The Ugly Truth 
GI Joe; Rise of the Cobra 
Nine 
Surrogates 
Julie & Julia 
Law Abiding Citezen 
Zombieland 
Couples Retreat
Time Travellers Wife 
4 Christmases 
Thick As Theives 
The Education of Charlie Banks 
Risky Business 
Interview of a Vampire 
The Taking of Phelham 123 
Final Fantasy VII 
Hot Fuzz 
The Fast and The Furious: Tokio Drift 
Duplicity 
Fantastic Mr Fox 
Beauty and the Beast